windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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