her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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