I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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