This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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