Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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