We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
You can't motorboat a personality
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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