You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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