suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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