ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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