I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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