do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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