He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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