it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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