So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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