THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Randomize
