She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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