Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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