why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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