I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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