even my farts smell like vagina
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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