Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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