So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
