I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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