I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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