dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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