whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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