hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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