i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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