God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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