Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
she peed on how many people?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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