So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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