There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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