So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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