well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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