I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i barfeds in our rink
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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