But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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