I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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