i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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