They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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