3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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