i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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