i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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