You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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