why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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