you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I am full of burrito and curiosity
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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