I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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