You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
Randomize
