why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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