there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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