yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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