I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
